i am a very selfish person. this is why i do not have a boyfriend, why im not married, why i dont have children, and why i like to have alot of time to myself.

i want to become patient and forgiving, supportive, hopeful, and unfailing. i want to give up my happiness for the happiness of someone else.

safety

unshun.

today i spent the day with freida, susan, lynn, and sara, while a very enthusiastic man named ed explained to us the hazards of working in an office. i seriously felt like the cameras were going to come out of somewhere and tell us we were a part of the office. lets just say that this new job is going to be awesome. but i kinda wish jim was there. or even dwight. but especially andy. and kelly. and pam.

reshun.

george

ive been watching alot of the olympics. and at every major event, george bush has been there. im kinda surprised to see him there, it seems like a security threat to have him sitting there in the crowd, without any obvious protection or secret service people. well whenever i see him in the crowd it just makes me laugh. he is just so funny…i mean…i voted for him, but now it just seems like he is becoming a huge joke to everyone everywhere. at the opening ceremony he made me laugh. during swimming he made me laugh. during basketball he made me laugh. he does some stupid things and hes just so goofy looking. just keep an eye out for him next time. youll see.

easy

yesterday i got a letter in the mail from another interview. i didnt get it. they told me they wanted to go in a “different direction.” whatever. why dont they just tell me the real reason. i know why anyways. that stupid conflict question. where is tony the tiger when you need him.

i wish i could be sitting here right now…minus all those people. and that big boat.

goodbye.

first

i caved just for you raine. plus everyones doing it now.

ps. here are 10 reasons it would be awesome to date a unicorn.